We can only be friends if you’re kind of an asshole. Not full blown asshole because that’s no fun. And if you’re not an asshole at all then that won’t work either. A halfway asshole. Those are my kind of people.

(Source: nicolascageholocaust, via stormyseasandloyalty)

youwishangelfish:

Imagine reading a book of every conversation where people have spoken about you.

(via self-fulfilledprophecy)